BAC breaks $5

Well, BAC broke $5 earlier today. What a pleasant start to this week! Funny how today I have received something in the mail from them, the BankAmericard. I'm going to write on the unopened envelope something to the effect of, "Why?? Why?!! You people broke $5 today!! LMFAO!!!" Is there anything you would prefer I write on the envelope? I have received maybe two of these things already and sent them back.