Free Speech Is Now (Even More) Illegal

The mainstream media completely failed to notice that it just became illegal to protest the government if the Secret Service is around. https://t.co/I0ytEEdV

The idea is this: trespassing on White House grounds is illegal. The White House grounds are wherever the Secret Service is. Trespassing is the presence of unwanted people. Protesters are unwanted. Voila!

Within hours of Constitution-gutting law being enacted, Rick Santorum had a Secret Service detail. I'm sure this is just a coincidence, as to suggest otherwise would mean I'd need to be fitted for a tinfoil hat.