AMERICA IS SCREWED UP . . . . . HUMOR

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#1 Sat, May 19, 2012 - 11:42pm
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AMERICA IS SCREWED UP . . . . . HUMOR

Do not get mad. Laugh and see how funny this really is.

AMERICA: ALL-SCREWED UP

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...

  • A Muslim officer crying "Allah Akbar" while shooting up an army base is considered to have committed "Workplace Violence"while an American citizen boasting a Ron Paul bumper sticker is classified as a"Domestic Terrorist".
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  • You can get arrested for expired tags on your car but not for being in the country illegally.
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    You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...

  • Your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more of our money.
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  • A seven year old boy can be thrown out of school for calling his teacher "cute" but hosting asexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable.
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  • The Supreme Court of the United States can rule that lower courts cannot display the10 Commandments in their courtroom, while sitting in front of a display of the 10 Commandments.
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  • Children are forcibly removed from parents who appropriately discipline them while children of "underprivileged" drug addicts are left to rot in filth infested cesspools.
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  • Working class Americans pay for their own health care (and the health care of everyone else) while unmarried women are free to have child after child on the "State's" dime while never being held responsible for their own choices.
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  • Hard work and success are rewarded with higher taxes and government intrusion, while slothful, lazy behavior is rewarded with EBT cards, WIC checks, Medicaid and subsidized housing.
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  • The government's plan for getting people back to work is to provide 99 weeks ofunemployment checks (to not work).
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  • Being self-sufficient is considered a threat to the government.
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  • Politicians think that stripping away the amendments to the constitution is really protecting the rights of the people.
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  • The rights of the Government come before the rights of the individual.
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  • Parents believe the State is responsible for providing for their children.
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  • You can write a post like this just by reading the news headlines.
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  • You pay your mortgagefaithfully, denying yourself the newest big screen TV while your neighbor defaults on hismortgage (while buying iphones, TV's and new cars) and the government forgives his debt and reduces his mortgage (with your tax dollars).
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  • Your government can add anything they want to your kid's water (fluoride, chlorine, etc.) but you are not allowed to give them raw milk.
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  • Being stripped of the ability to defend yourself makes you "safe".
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  • You have to have your parents signature to go on a school field trip but not to get an abortion.
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  • An 80 year old woman can be stripped searched by the TSA but a Muslim woman in a burqais only subject to having her neck and head searched.
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    • Using the "N" word is considered "hate speech" but writing and signing songs about raping women and killing cops is considered "art".
    Edited by: Gold Nugget on Nov 8, 2014 - 5:01am
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