Our power was out the past week

Thought I would share with you how thanks to Turd Ferguson we survived a tornado in style.

Internet was down, storm damage, everything kaput for a week. But everything here is safe and sound and the power is back on, only minor damage to our place. I guess I need to add gas generator to my disaster preps. Was trying to avoid spending the $$$ on that. Believe it or not this prep stuff works for tornados too, we were living high on the hog - wife was cooking everything in the freezer for the neighbors, I was running around with my Big F*#ing Flashlight and orange safety vest, we had plent of food/water/first aid it was a great dry run.