The GOP nominee

I have put down some serious money on this market. I have a hedge on Romney, Pawlenty and Bachmann, but my pick is Perry. I think he declares soon and then he'll take the Stepford Governor apart. I hope so, anyway. I have several k of tickets for the Olympic games on order, and I have to pay for them somehow!

The betting markets are completely irrational. You can get Pawlenty, Bachmann and Perry for longer odds than Huntsman. Frankly, Turd has more chance of winning the GOP nomination than Huntsman.

Run, Turd, run!