The Legend That Is Turd Ferguson

Turd Ferguson doesn't trade options. When he walks into a room, options trade themselves. Turd Ferguson is so cool, Jim Sinclair calls HIM Santa. When Turd Ferguson does pushups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the whole earth down. Turd Ferguson saved an entire town from rising floodwaters with his sharpie. He drew a line around it . "This is resistance" Turd said. The flood stopped. When Turd Ferguson calls a market bottom in silver, the EE raids itself. Turd Ferguson doesn't own physical gold and silver. Gold and silver beg him to take possession of them, and sometimes he acquieses. Just foolin' on a Saturday night! Feel free to add your own ! - Pining